- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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