why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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The WNBA

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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hashtags suck balls

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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