- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Tilt your screen back .

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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