- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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