- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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