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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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