Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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