- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Pickles are moist.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

being sober in a bar fight

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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