daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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