- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Sloths

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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