What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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