- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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