why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Ben Corbishley

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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