Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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