What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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