Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Once, I went to Peru.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

binladin walks into the american seals

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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