jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

say it ten times fast: oh

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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