TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

whats my name? Matt

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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