why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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There's my tractor.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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