Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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