- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Jordan is pregant

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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