Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

a. why? b. because

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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