- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Jesus Christ

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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