- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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