Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

binladin walks into the american seals

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Sloths

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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