- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Dislike this.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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