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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Knock, Knock Who's There

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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