Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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