Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Your girlfriend.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Rush Limbaugh

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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