- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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