Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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