- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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