- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

5 Italian guys from Long Island

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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