Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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My cat just died.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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