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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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