- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why didn't he finish his

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

joe diragi whacks off his dog

why did the girl cry because she was raped

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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