- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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