Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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