- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

THE GAME

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why didn't he finish his

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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