- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

HELLO EVERYONE

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Racial Equality

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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