- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

THE GAME

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??