Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Turkeys are obese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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96

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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women's rights.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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