What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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penis in the camel

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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