- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Skinny people fart less.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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