Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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I love you

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Anti Joke

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