I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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- Helen Keller

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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