Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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