How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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No soup for you!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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