- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Bob Saget

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Misner is a twat.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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