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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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